[PARK OF GAIA]

‘I don’t know why I’m here with all the money and the brains.

Aside from the Agent over there, he’s clearly working for the government.

I told to report here for a life changing experience.

I’m your Everyday Everyman!

Get it? No? I used to work for myself for a long time before I retired.

I killed people. For money. MON-NEY. Not for fun.

Changing my identity and name I lost track of where I was going and who I worked for.

I literally have nothing left to lose except my broken memories.

I’m here with an iron-clad promise that this whole affair is going to be buried deeper than the Founder himself.

Call me Andy. Or Catty. I don’t care or even remember anymore.

Time to begin the show of a lifetime.’

[Park Founder 7 – Name <Redacted> talking at Initial meeting at Irradiated Previous Weapons Testing Site. Location <Redacted>]


<Welcome to the Greenest Place on Belphus!>

The Park of Gaia has been around since 1953 when the founders came together to create a special place to celebrate the joys and strengths of nature.

A massive stretch of empty desert was turned into a vast tropical and diverse plant biome over the course of a single year.

The newly created region was founded as the Park of Gaia by the creators and founders who turned it into the world’s premier nature theme park.

That was seventy-five years ago.

The Park of Gaia is still going strong and there are rumours that they want to expand even further.

There are now three parks across the world in previous desolate desert regions that were also transformed in turn. Those original six founders have long since died but their spirits live on.

<Meet Cathy Cactus and her Eco-Friendly Friends when you visit!>

Despite running for more than seventy years the Park is still as fresh and blooms each day regardless of the weather.

<Welcome…welcome to the Park of Gaia! The Greenest Place on Belphus!>


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