[THE TOURISM BOARD IS ABOVE ALL]

‘I dated one of them. One of the famous ones…joke. They’re all pretty famous.

Then they dumped me when I got older and I was sad…then angry then I decided to rid the world of them.

I mean, who needs Superdetectives on a planet anyway? Most of them are so full of lies and corruption.

Just one would be enough surely…but no. We needed more.

Twenty. You lucky, lucky people get to find out how I kill twenty of the absolute worst people in the entire planet of Belphus.

We’re talking Superdetectives and their counterparts. The Supervillains.

Me? No, you don’t get to find out my name yet.

I’m the unrealiable narrator…

We’ll get to that when I’m done.

I plan to kick off my designer boots and soak myself in a bubble bath for hours.

Time for all the Superdetectices on Belphus to Die! Detectives! Die!

Wish me luck!

[Recovered Footage from Variant World. Traces of advanced weapons tech and makeup found at the scene.]