
‘Revenge…hmm…revenge. I wanted to stick all of you on extremely tall pillars.
They would just touch the edge of the stratosphere of your little nuclear ruined planet.
Imagine.
Your immobile frozen bodies with just enough conscious awareness and physical sensation to experience the lack of breathable oxygen, solar radiation and worse.
You get to stand there for near eternity until your planet breaks apart and you feel every moment of it.
A good reward for dooming your entire planet out of petty greed.
Cabal? Nothing to me.
I hate that. That and the fact you slapped a bowl of fresh soup noodles out of my hand. Yeah.
You wasted good food. Time to begin.
Blink of an eye eh Casey?’
[Horus – Freelancer Tour Guide talking to Cabal Member who started a Nuclear War for power and influence on own Variant planet. No direct reprimand was given due to external circumstances.]
[Noodles. Death and Destruction. Join a Tour Group today! The Founder made me say that. Jerk.]
The world has ended. Civilisation is collapsing and the few survivors are struggling to keep living. The planet is dying as the ecosystem is on the verge of collapse.
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Horus and his sentient suitcase Casey work as freelance contractors for The Tourism Board
Planetary zombie outbreaks, demonic invasions, grey goo scenarios. Horus sees it and follows the advice of his mentor to try and stay above all the death and destruction.
[Contracted Affiliates based on Personal Recommendation are accepted for work purposes under unusual circumstances. The Tourism Board is Above all.]
His job along with his sentient powerful suitcase and best friend Casey is to inspect various post-apocalyptic worlds, produce decent sales and footage for marketing staff to review and mark survivors and locations for tourists when they visit.
He’s more powerful than gods and travels different in-fiction realities, Seed Planets and Variant worlds.
[This has been a marketing message from the Tourism Board. Horus is presently on Operational Supervision for overreaching his authority. Outsider kin. The Tourism Board is Above all Horus. Don’t forget that. Or your retired Mentor.]
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