[THE TOURISM BOARD IS ABOVE ALL]

‘Sometimes, when I feel so tired and all this stops being fun, I think about returning to my desert home planet.

To find that little isolated town if it still exists and to sit there, on the side of the merchants road and just stay there.

And then stay there as civilisation finally collapses.

Eventually when the world breaks apart and becomes so much dust.

Sit there for a million years. No, longer.

Until a new planet reforms and everything I once knew becomes dark matter.

Well, that got dark pretty quick. Back to work old buddy.

I’m fine, everything is fine. I just miss her sometimes..the Old Lady.

She was smart retiring. Smarter than me. How about we try a waterpark after this?

I have a special someone I’ve keeping tabs on. She’s impressive.’

[Tourism Board Freelance Contracter – Horus on Post-Apocalyptic World Designate: Small Scale Nuclear War.]