[THE TOURISM BOARD IS ABOVE ALL]

‘Gods are workers. Good workers, keen workers with more ego than your usual office manager but workers all the same.

I propose a plan, we capture a few of them from their respective realities.

Then we construct an original Operational System copied from that failed Corporate AI and the warped Dungeon.

We can have their own world while Tourists watch to see how long it takes before they fail.

The deaths of the original inhabitants and tens of thousands of Player-Candidates doesn’t matter much in the grand scheme of things.

Besides, building new gods is boring work and I’d rather they work for us instead.

I prepared a planet ready to be Flooded as a test-run. Grab a few of the water-based ones and we’re set.

Are we in agreement? Just give me the go-ahead boss.’

[Unknown Tourism Operative approaching The Tourism Board Founder with a Drowned World project idea. Confirmed and Accepted.]