[THE TOURISM BOARD IS ABOVE ALL]

‘Sooo….we made a mistake.

Effectively the Mark 1 KZ Program has been discontinued to due to rumours that we sold off the experimental subjects as slave labour.

I disagree with that, like, we didn’t make them for that purpose.

We followed consumer preference for people who wanted a little…help around the house. Or a bodyguard.

All of them signed custom-work contracts provided by our lawyers.

We build them to work and for the most part they did.

The Mark 1 KZ’s are tough, one of them just happened to have a little flaw his in genetic sequencing and decided to swim in the ocean.

And…we’re done. Nope. Uh-uh. No more.

Instead we all to hold these designer fresh out the lab squishy pets. Look! Look at it!

Soooo cuutey! Squishy and cuuutey!

<All the fun of a pet with none of the work, no waste, no mess and then they evaporate into a nice smelling gas when you’re tired of them.>

One for everybody here and your kids! You’re welcome!

Custom colours, fur and bodies all available at one of our many, many stores across Belphus…uhh…they’re meant to puff up. So cuuute!’

[Miss Tuesday Sashka – Owner and Founder of Uni-Clone talking during an emergency press briefing regarding a state of emergency called on a Belphus Coastline regarding an escaped clone.]