[THE TOURISM BOARD IS ABOVE ALL]

‘No. I’m not interested in giving out interviews. We deal with Deep Space. Who even let you in here? Do you have clearance?

Heh. You’re lucky. We needed a test pilot for a single use prototype MARV.

We were contracted by NISRO for use in building them a few orbital security platforms.

Tell you what, you suit up, sign this NDA and you’ll have your full interview.

No holds barred. I promise.

A word of advice though, do not try to interfere with the operational navigational control system.

We’re trying to smooth out a few…errors in some old CAMPIN software.

Basically, if it starts talking to you then shut it off.

No. We’re fully endorsed by the Belphus Planetary Control Government.

We’re all working professionals here.

Not like that jumped up bunch of rogues and space pirates over at Wormhole whatever.

Security! Escort our friend here to Docking Port Bertha.

I look forward to meeting you when you make it back. No. No need to thank me.

[Kouji Hildiber – Acting CEO of Pulsar Depot. Currently under investigation for unsafe working practices. Private recording retrieved from damaged Mission Assembly and Repair Vehicle.]