[NICHOLAS A. OSTHEIMER]

  • [TOURISM BOARD FOUNDER]

[TOURISM BOARD FOUNDER]

‘I used to read, then I began to write and I carried on writing.

At some point a copy was taken of my consciousness and trapped inside this page.

Can you hear me? Hello? I’m sure I’m not talking into the void here.

Right. Right? Hel-‘

[Nicholas A. Ostheimer – Founder of the Tourism Board and Creator of Fictional Realities.]

From me. 

Insane Mining Operations built off failed attempts at post-humans. Cannibal Fungus Island. An Emperor of Coffee. Stone Gods who harvest human souls for fun.

Humans turned into gods with superhuman viruses. Tourism Operatives who build post-apocalyptic worlds for entertainment. 

Meta-Fiction and characters with enough self-awareness to break the fourth wall ever so slightly. 

A Shared Fictional Universe of horrors and happiness. All is connected, all is controlled to entertain readers. 

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