[FREE TOURISM BOARD TRIAL]

‘Dear Tourist, due to Outside Otherworldly Beings breaking our fictional laws of causality we are unable to offer a free trial at this time.

We are making it our top priority. Please wait for an update.’

[Tourism Customer Service Operative shortly before total dissolution into atoms by The Founder.]

[Warning: Direct interference with the Tourism Board is met with equal measure. All Laws of In-Reality Meta-Physics will be corrected. This is your only warning. You know who you are…]