[CONTACT A TOURISM BOARD OPERATOR] – [THE TOURISM BOARD IS ABOVE ALL]

[CONTACT A TOUR GUIDE OPERATOR]

‘Dear Tourist, our apologies but our Contact Department is presently restructuring due to inteference from outside otherwordly beings.

All Tour Guides are restricted from free trial access at this time.

Please wait for an update. Your Tour Visit is our priority.

We will rebuild our communications network in due course.’

[Contracted Employee of the Tourism Board who will fix this tech-mess or be erased from all realities made by The Founder.]

[The Tourism Board holds no responsibility for rogue Tour Guide Operators who decide to make their own rules. Except for their removal from fictional and meta-narrative existence. The Tourism Board is Above All.